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30 novembre Ric Flair charged with AssultI hope he chopped the holy hell out of that deserving son of a bitch
wooooooooooooooooooooooo 28 novembre It's a real sad state of affairs....Well folks I wish I could say it happened when I body slammed Matt Ward, I wish I could say it happened when I made a big stop on Third and short, no I don't know when it happened I just know it happened and it's going to hurt for a long time. I pulled a mucle in my right ass cheek yesterday and right now walking sucks. If I had a great story to go along with it I wouldn't mind it as much, however right now it's just a pain in the ass. As much as the pain in my ass is great right now, it's nothing compared to the pain in my ass that was this weekend because I missed Rick-A-Polloza. You can check out the flyer rght here on that link, it's quite funny,a round of appluase to that cheating footbal pool commissioner Rick Chezenko.
23 novembre Yeah I think it's officialI don't think I ever want to step on the ground of Camp Summit ever again. Would I do a reunion tour with the mRa, sure, other than that I really have no intrest in it. I don't want to open the pandoras box that is Pocono ridge and see what camp has become. I will remember the camp for what it was. Will I miss people, I sure will, god I really want to see my kids again but really I think it's over. I hoped to have Summit around for a good long time, but it's probably done.
I can say never say never but in reality I only have a few words for camp summit....
long live the mRa 21 novembre The Greatest E Mail everThis Is The Greatest E-mail to come along in a while
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. >> >> Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard. >> >> >> >> When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon , since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. >> >> Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. >> >> >> >> Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he >>bellowed, "Don't f*** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. >> >> >> >> Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. >> >> >> >> The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided. Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. >> >> >> >> Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" >> >> >> >> A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded. >> >> Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. >> >> >> >> Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". >> >> Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights. >> >> >> >> Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and shit on their floor,just because he's Chuck Norris. >> >> >> >> Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong. >> >> Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. >> >> >> >> One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris. >> >> >> >> Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change. >> >> >> >> Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. >> >> >> >> Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way. >> >> >> >> After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane". >> >> >> >> Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the crap out of little kids. >> >> >> >> Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the crap out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill. >> >> >> >> If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. >> >> >> >> Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face. >> >> >> >> Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris. I don't know who came p with this stuff but all I can say is
GOLD!!!!!!! 30 avril Caption ContestAll right folks it's time for this weeks caption contest, the person who has the best caption for this photo will win a Mr. Big bar, and possibly a chocalte milk. Here we go put a caption to this picture ......
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